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sebastianthedog: one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
sebastianthedog:
one night two parents went out for dinner a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
one night two parents went out for dinner
a few hours later the baby sitter called and asked if she could cover up the clown statue in the kids room
the dad told her to get out of the house and call the police and that they didnt have a clown statue
when the police got there it turned out they did have a clown statue and the dad had alzheimers
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